duck and cover anyone?

So the government is at it again! Wonderful tips on how to survive disasters! Woot!

• Duck and Cover!
• Don't Cough on Me!!
• It Burns Us!! (A.K.A. AHHH! Dead Fish!!)
• Hey Mister! Your Fuse Is Hanging Out!
• Why Are You Glowing?
• Haven't These Been Around Longer then Terrorists?